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Twins or Treat

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Twins or Treat

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FOD Behind the Scenes
Whoever thought to put a severed head in the milk drawer definitely has the Halloween spirit.

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FOD Behind the Scenes

Whoever thought to put a severed head in the milk drawer definitely has the Halloween spirit.

Together, we can make a better Elm Street!

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20 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Manatees
These amazing manatee facts will leave you swimming in science.
Someone stole the remote. #remote #puggle #pug #beagle #dogsofinsagram #pugglesofinstagram #pupsofinstagram #awe #adorable #cute #iphone #nofilter #love #cutie

Someone stole the remote. #remote #puggle #pug #beagle #dogsofinsagram #pugglesofinstagram #pupsofinstagram #awe #adorable #cute #iphone #nofilter #love #cutie

not okcupid

him:

Hi, Ms. Girl how are you? I’m going to be honest, because I hear it is the best policy. My name is Stephen. I have been single for quite a while and am looking to make new friends and hopefully have new experiences. For quite some time, I have always wanted a threesome. And seeing as how I have been out of a serious relationship for a minute, I just really wanted to experiment and experience things I haven’t had the chance to. Now, I’m not suggesting that just because you are bi, that you would be up for this. But being that you are, you may. So, if you are up for friendship, talking and open to such an encounter, we should definitely talk. so lets chat and see what happens. Thank you for your time

her:

no. im sorry. I will never have a threesome with you. but at least we figured out why you are single!